What is an Ottoman?

An Ottoman is a 10 by 8ft garage/shed structure, where you will usually find a group of lazy assholes generally playing guitar hero, or other various video games. When you enter an Ottoman you should expect to find the floor covered in blankets and sleeping bags (as the owner of the establishment is a lazy shite), Someone (unknown) sleeping on the settie and a dehumidefier.as you can see in Topkapi palace that ottoman emperors ate so much food so they were all so fat!you can't understand why the clothes of ottomans' are xxxl at first but when you think you'll see.also they were so short.